ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 days agoFlorida Child Bullied for Being Only One in Class Without Whooping Coughthehardtimes.netexternal-linkmessage-square7linkfedilinkarrow-up1367arrow-down12
arrow-up1365arrow-down1external-linkFlorida Child Bullied for Being Only One in Class Without Whooping Coughthehardtimes.netZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square7linkfedilink
minus-squarexxce2AAb@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50·3 days agoIt highly unnerving that every time I read an Onion headline these days, it takes longer - much longer - than it should before I recognize it as such.
minus-squareWanderingThoughtslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·3 days agoThe headlines aren’t false, just early.
minus-squareEx Nummis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 days agoYup, default reaction nowadays is always “aww, really?” before the relief kicks in.
minus-squarexxce2AAb@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·3 days ago…Only for said relief to be swiftly annihilated by the next headline which regrettably isn’t penned by The Onion.
It highly unnerving that every time I read an Onion headline these days, it takes longer - much longer - than it should before I recognize it as such.
The headlines aren’t false, just early.
Yup, default reaction nowadays is always “aww, really?” before the relief kicks in.
…Only for said relief to be swiftly annihilated by the next headline which regrettably isn’t penned by The Onion.