ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 个月前Florida Child Bullied for Being Only One in Class Without Whooping Coughthehardtimes.netexternal-linkmessage-square7linkfedilinkarrow-up1371arrow-down12
arrow-up1369arrow-down1external-linkFlorida Child Bullied for Being Only One in Class Without Whooping Coughthehardtimes.netZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 个月前message-square7linkfedilink
minus-squarexxce2AAb@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up51·7 个月前It highly unnerving that every time I read an Onion headline these days, it takes longer - much longer - than it should before I recognize it as such.
minus-squareWanderingThoughtslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·7 个月前The headlines aren’t false, just early.
minus-squareEx Nummis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·7 个月前Yup, default reaction nowadays is always “aww, really?” before the relief kicks in.
minus-squarexxce2AAb@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·7 个月前…Only for said relief to be swiftly annihilated by the next headline which regrettably isn’t penned by The Onion.
It highly unnerving that every time I read an Onion headline these days, it takes longer - much longer - than it should before I recognize it as such.
The headlines aren’t false, just early.
Yup, default reaction nowadays is always “aww, really?” before the relief kicks in.
…Only for said relief to be swiftly annihilated by the next headline which regrettably isn’t penned by The Onion.