Buccs @ Rams
8:20pm ET
Wow I didn’t think Rams would be THIS dominant. I should’ve watched this game.
Didn’t watch either since it was played in the middle of the actual night over here.
Baker was hurt and Teddy Bridgewater started the second half for the Buccs (didn’t know he was still in the league). But still, what a shellacking.
Every now and then Collinsworth reminds me why I hate him
This game is actually at 8:20 tonight, not 4:00
Yessir!
Colts @ Chiefs
Yeah this is painful. We aren’t getting pressure, special teams are meh, and the offense botched the “double dip” opportunity on both sides of the half, settling for a field goal and then punting away.
I think we are about cooked for the season if we can’t find a way to steal this game.
Pat not playing well too.
Chiefs saved their season in OT. Colts are for real and tough.
Boy, Indiana Jones & the Colts look like the real deal. I thought they would fall off after a strong early start, but they just keep on keeping on, and they’re boat racing the Chiefs right now!
Yeah this is the first time I’m watching them. They do look calm and confident and impressive. Daniel Jones isn’t the same guy from NY. Colts’ GM has had a very longgggggggg leash, surviving through some QB debacles. Seems his 2nd hand QB approach has finally worked lol.
Good defense by Colts on that last drive.
Best match up for Sunday? Colts will have to show they are for real. Chiefs are fighting for playoff survival.
Early turn over from Chiefs and TD for Colts!
My god this game is going soooooo fast. an hour gone and it’s almost half time!
This game ain’t over. Chiefs have held Colts to 1 TD (other one was goal-line turnover). Chiefs may yet pull this off in 2nd half. They can’t go 5-6 and expect to be in playoffs.
Wow. Chiefs have been driving and driving. but now they have to kick another field goal! Chiefs have TWICE as many plays as Colts but are down.
Jags @ Cards
Continuing a running theme, we’ve already had good Trevor and bad Trevor for the Jaguars this game, and it’s still the first quarter.
Free football in Arizona. Coen overthought himself and turned down a FG to potentially go up 6 with 98 seconds left.
Jags fall ass-backwards into a win. They aren’t great, but maybe they’re good?
@RandAlThor Thanks again for doing these posts!
Steelers @ Bears
I see bad things for Steelers.
Jets@Ravens
Sacked!
Go Ravens!
Aaaand nothing.
lol what happened? no points on 1st drive?
No points on every drive. They suck today. Lamar hung over or something.
Yeah its surprising. I penciled in a win for Ravens.
I think everybody did!
Lamar getting $250,000 per drive. Don’t seem right.
Sacked! Finally!
Fumble-iya!!!
No HAndrew’s so damn inconsistent
Ok, get the ball back, one more TD, put in Snoop, and call it a day.
Vikings@Packers
Falcons @ Saints
4:00pm ET
I swear it’s confusing actually having a competent, dare I say reliable kicker.
A pick 6 bouncing off of Pitts hands and into the defender. Right now the Falcons are still out-sorrying the Saints, but it’s closer.
What a toilet bowl of a game. Both these teams trying to out-sorry the other.
Eagles @ Cowboys
4:00pm ET
Dirty NFL secret? Dak is very easy to root for.
Wow. Eagles dropped one.
Your weekly reminder that this is how the the Eagles should look for the rest of time.
Pats@Bengals
Pats escape the Bungles 26 - 20.
And not because they played convincingly, the Bungles didn’t manage an offensive touchdown until the second half of the 4th quarter.Wtf? Pats losing to the Bungles?
So, the supposed return of the evil empire seems to have been postponed at least for the first quarter so far.
And no Burrows!
Well, the corpse of Joe Flacco was only good for a field goal so far.
But after a pick 6 the evil empire caught up with an TD of their own. Let’s see if they can keep it up.
Well, the corpse of Joe Flacco was also good for a pick 6.
The Pats had 8 plays starting right in front of the endzone and couldn’t manage to punch the ball in. What the fuck is that?!?
It’s halftime and the Pats are up 17 - 13. Not exactly the dominant performance I’d expect from the supposedly returned evil empire against the Burrowless Bungles.
Giants@Lions
I’m beginning to get seriously concerned about the Lions. They were my dark horse to win the Super Bowl, but they’re 6-4 and losing right now to the lowly Giants with Jameis Winston at the helm.
Seahawks@Titans
Browns @ Raiders
4:00pm ET
While I’m frequently reminding you how teams SHOULD look, the Browns should put those white helmets in the trash and never wear them again.
