• Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
    21·
    11 days ago

    I’m sorry for being autistic.

    spoiler

    I’m not autistic, but apparently my phone thinks otherwise.

  • thatkomputerkat@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
    19·
    11 days ago

    I’m sorry for being so late I just got home and I was just wondering if you were still interested in going to the game tonight or tomorrow night I have a couple of things to do and I have a few things to do but I have to get ready for work so I will be home by six thirty so I will be home at six thirty if you want to come by and pick me up and we can go to the game if you want to I can just come by and get you and then we can go to the game and then we can go to the game or whatever you can go to the game after that if you want to go to the game I can go to the game tonight or whatever works for you guys can go to the game tonight or whatever you guys can go to the game tonight or whatever you want to do whatever works for you can go to the game tonight or whatever works for you can go to the game tonight or whatever works for you can go to the game tonight or whatever works for you can go to the game tonight or whatever works for you guys can go to the game tonight or whatever works for you guys can go to the game tonight or whatever works for you guys can go to the game tonight or whatever works for you guys can go to the game tonight or whatever

  • portifornia@piefed.socialEnglish
    19·
    11 days ago

    I don’t think my keyboard is as smart as y’alls:

    I’m sorry for being me home something yummy later lunch w friends giving was nice if you can add dog food and peeps still love you.

  • Obi@sopuli.xyz
    12·
    11 days ago

    I’m sorry for being a bit of a grump but I don’t know what to do with the kids and I don’t know what to do with the kids and I don’t know what to do with the kids and I don’t know what to do with the kids.

  • Hyaline_Cat@lemmy.world
    12·
    11 days ago

    “I’m sorry for being a little late but I have to go to the store and get a new phone.” 😭 God damn keyboard is trying to get me to buy a new phone

    • Übercomplicated@lemmy.ml
      7·
      11 days ago

      HOLY SHIT I GOT THE SAME THING!!

      I’m so sorry for being a little late but I have to go to the store and get a new phone for the rest of the day it’s just a little bit of a euphemism… etc.

      Clearly we’re being brainwashed.

  • unmagical@lemmy.ml
    9·
    11 days ago

    I’m sorry for being bad idea that a lot of Israel here while using Israeli tank weren’t allowed to play.

    😐