I get that they are more space efficient and I will use them at the airport or a stadium, but to me it’s just so degrading. Like this is a restaurant not the back woods- and don’t get me started on the trough.

Also if it’s empty in the restroom I might scroll Wikipedia in peace, and that makes me a scholar. The urinal? That’s for ticktock at best.

I learned so much on the pot that I pretty much have 3 PhDs at this point.

Anyway I guess sitting down to piss is joked about as immasculating; but if spraying my pee like a rarely used showerhead setting across 3 toilet seats makes me a man, then I don’t wanna be one.