Once lived with a lady who (instead of waking me up) broke in to our apartment drunk to get some clothes to go spend the night with someone. And just left the house like that. Left it obviously broken in to, blinds all messed up and stuff. And didn’t even tell me. And when i text her at work she denied it up until i said i would call the cops. Turned out she did have her key, she just forgot in her drunken stupor. Also refused to let me put a stick in the window.

There was a lot more