Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoEvery decision led him to this pointimagemessage-square24linkfedilinkarrow-up1173arrow-down13cross-posted to: simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works
arrow-up1170arrow-down1imageEvery decision led him to this pointTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square24linkfedilinkcross-posted to: simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works
minus-squareSmuuthbrane@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·4 months agoThe best part is that this is a workplace injury. Someone has to explain why both procedural and physical safeguards weren’t in place.
minus-squareTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·4 months agoHoly shit I didn’t think of that lmao
minus-squareSmuuthbrane@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 months agoOSHA representative, clearly exasperated: “So here is the new mo-cap procedure that will prevent any further genital injuries. Please don’t call me again.”
minus-squareanomnom@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months agoThen OSHA rep gets laid off a week later after the CEO sends a waiter-bot to the white house.
The best part is that this is a workplace injury. Someone has to explain why both procedural and physical safeguards weren’t in place.
Holy shit I didn’t think of that lmao
OSHA representative, clearly exasperated: “So here is the new mo-cap procedure that will prevent any further genital injuries. Please don’t call me again.”
Then OSHA rep gets laid off a week later after the CEO sends a waiter-bot to the white house.