Midnight@slrpnk.net to Health - Resources and discussion for everything health-related@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoUtah Becomes First State to Let AI Prescribe Medicationgizmodo.comexternal-linkmessage-square10linkfedilinkarrow-up156arrow-down10
arrow-up156arrow-down1external-linkUtah Becomes First State to Let AI Prescribe Medicationgizmodo.comMidnight@slrpnk.net to Health - Resources and discussion for everything health-related@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square10linkfedilink
minus-squaresupersquirrel@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41·4 months agoThis has got to be one of the stupidest ideas I have ever encountered.
minus-squareIamsqueegee@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·4 months agoBeep boop. You have been prescribed 500mg of fentanyl to deal with your disbelief. Beep boop.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·4 months agoPlease revise your prescription remembering that I’m a 10,000 lb man with a high opiate tolerance and need at least 500 year’s supply.
minus-squareKinglyWeevil@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 months agoI was gunna say how long until we jailbreak the AI to prescribe me enough Adderall and Oxycodone to supply a small country.
minus-squareThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 months agoPerfect that it’s happening in Utah. That state is the embodiment of ostensibly smart people doing really stupid things.
minus-squarea_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 months agoMy (dying): I thought you said I wasn’t allergic??? AI: Woopsies, it appears that you are quite allergic, as it turns out!
This has got to be one of the stupidest ideas I have ever encountered.
Beep boop. You have been prescribed 500mg of fentanyl to deal with your disbelief. Beep boop.
Please revise your prescription remembering that I’m a 10,000 lb man with a high opiate tolerance and need at least 500 year’s supply.
I was gunna say how long until we jailbreak the AI to prescribe me enough Adderall and Oxycodone to supply a small country.
Perfect that it’s happening in Utah. That state is the embodiment of ostensibly smart people doing really stupid things.
My (dying): I thought you said I wasn’t allergic???
AI: Woopsies, it appears that you are quite allergic, as it turns out!