• This is exactly why nobody has announced they’ve cured aging. The scientists are all afraid of being kidnapped.

    A thing that keeps me from believing in any conspiracy theory about aging having been cured and only being reserved for the powerful is because of people like Elon, Bezos, Trump, and O’Connell. They’re each powerful in their own way, and none of them are aging gracefully. O’Connell looks like the fucking Pale Man.

    Seriously. Nobody’s seen these two in the same room at the same time. Coincidence? I think not.