• Asafum@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Alternate Matrix movie: these people are kept in the same pods as in the matrix movie, but it’s actually the Coors company extracting alcohol from them.

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    2 months ago

    I swear, your honor, I don’t even drink, I’m just like this!

    • dantheclamman@lemmy.worldOPM
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      As the article discusses, you can increase the odds by resetting your microbiome with antibiotics, eating a carb rich diet and suppressing the action of aldehyde dehydrogenase in your gut (such as by acquiring a liver disease). Godspeed

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      It may sound funny at first, but by the time you’re diagnosed you’ve been a functional alcoholic for years or decades with permanent organ, brain and tissue damage.