The FBI pored over Jeffrey Epstein’s bank records and emails. It searched his homes. It spent years interviewing his victims and examining his connections to some of the world’s most influential people.
Right, good one guys! I had to double check this wasn’t the onion. It’s stuff like this that makes satire hard to sell nowadays.
Nothing inspires faith like the conspiracy podcaster crazy eyes fbi boss. Totally legit conclusion they came to right after they raided the election office in Fulton County Georgia to rehash the president’s conspiracy theories about the 2020 election that he failed at stealing.
Right, good one guys! I had to double check this wasn’t the onion. It’s stuff like this that makes satire hard to sell nowadays.
Nothing inspires faith like the conspiracy podcaster crazy eyes fbi boss. Totally legit conclusion they came to right after they raided the election office in Fulton County Georgia to rehash the president’s conspiracy theories about the 2020 election that he failed at stealing.