• HelluvaBottomCarter [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    4 days ago

    Some 60 year old CIA guy walks into a Chinese university dressed like a tiktok zoomer. He tries to bring up Uyghur genocide during a math lecture. The professor tells him to leave. He pulls out a piece of paper saying the professor has be nice and answer his questions or the US will sanction China.

    At least that’s how it plays out in their heads.