That’s basically a 50cc scooter.

That fan is not better than this.

“Pokemon-Go to the polls”

My class voted Free Bird by Lynard Skynyrd. A song about a man leaving a woman because he doesn’t want to settle down. Class of 2010 morons.

Use an extension to mass delete your history and then delete your account. If you do that, you’ll find it pretty easy to quit.

If Dems win the midterms, we’ll know the true margin is significantly higher.

If you’re not on reddit, how do you know it’s a repost from reddit?

His brain was so deprived of oxygen. Just five more seconds and he’d be a brain dead vegetable. Instead he’s got just enough brain function to be a Republican.

I’ll never understand why lies and liars during campaigns don’t get sued into poverty with libel and slander lawsuits.

Did you have a stroke?

I think the only good thing he’s done was just be against Dr. Oz in the campaign.

Fonama

I heard Red hot chili peppers on a classic rock station… Several years ago.

Anti capitalism was one of the reasons the FBI killed MLK. The others being a prominent black civil rights activist

Now picture the massive amount of people that aren’t famous and living off residuals.

Not on Facebook, what’s the context here?

That movie was better than I was expecting. Not amazingly great, but better.

Attending a convention?

Should use median cheese per day.

Does he have a British accent?