AI-catraz?

A couple of weekends ago, I dreamed that I was being poisoned by a shady hotel owner, and that I died and my murder was being investigated by Columbo. Except I didn’t die, and that part was a dream, but I couldn’t wake up until Columbo stopped monologuing about every tiny fucking detail of the murder, and all the while I’m being forced to breathe in broken glass shards.

When I finally woke up from that, it turned out I had a nasty nosebleed from some seasonal allergy bullshit, and I’d been laying on my back and inhaling some of it. Don’t leave your window open overnight when it’s below 40 degrees out, folks… Or you may just get a visit from an affable and overly verbose sleep paralysis demon

What’s that, Microsoft? I can’t hear you over my jambox 360

If you manage to level up a skill during the day, you don’t get a penalty for passing out as long as it happens on your farm.

Yeah, the mouse sells hats and is very much alive

I had to sell off all the green beanis to support my fishing habit. Then I had to sell off all the fish to implement mass transit praxis in the Valley.

It’s a lamp

Who the hell is standing outside my window yelling “Vampire Survivors Giovanna One Weapon Challenge?” Show yourself, you sadistic coward!

College of Swords bard is fun, especially for a ranged build.

Personally, I went with a gnome Open Hand monk with the Tavern Brawler perk because Improvised Weapon and Throw are too hilarious not to abuse, especially when you barely come up to most opponents’ kneecaps. To that end, kneecaps are a weakness, and I exploited them.

Edit: At any rate, I highly recommend picking a class or race that has access to Speak With Animals. Talk to ALL the cats!

To go chasing waterfalls rather than sticking to the rivers and lakes with which one is familiar; this is the forty-two-thousand-and-sixty-ninth form of liberalism.