Excuse Me! That’s clearly Lieutenant Commander Steve Colton you’re talking about.

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;)

Shockingly it seems Meta is the company closest to realizing this.

Which decision, this time?

For what it’s worth, I doubt these videos were “viewed” millions of times. X tracks a 1-second automatic playback as a view, such as when someone slowly scrolls past on their feed. Every other service typically counts that as an impression.