Lol yeah I’m not doing that. VPN all the way.

Today I’m french.

Tomorrow, who knows?

The possibilities are endless.

Love Precious Roy.

Chester chasing bubbles was also a favourite of mine.

Grant us eyes.

And you’re just a cunt, Elon.

Glamming up cheap ramen is a joy.

I like to add butter, a slug of soy sauce and chilli sauce, spring onion and sliced chillies.

It’s not gonna win me any awards, but it’s bloody tasty.