In a few decades we’ll get a new Back to the Future movie.

Doc, you made a time machine, out of a cybertruck?

I mean hey I pray for his downfall at my bedside before I lay down to rest at night maybe that’ll get him eventually.

I didn’t know that the government was funding these things to begin with, but I don’t know many things.

You’ve got to be careful how you word it lest the gestapo come for you. I will derive pleasure from reading his obituary though.

I will also say that 18 U.S. Code § 2381 says that he should be well, you know. Or fined and put in jail for five years but that’s not as fun.

Stealing is OK, the ok-ness of the stealing is inversely proportional to the wealth of the person you steal from.

If you steal 100 dollars from someone who only has 1000 dollars, that’s reprehensible, but if you can nick a few million off a billionaire fucking go for it.

Really? Donald “Unconstitutional Exercise of Legislative Power” Trump committed an unconstitutional exercise of legislative power? Say it aint so.

Crying?

He makes a lot of history, none of it good.

I’m hoping he’ll make a tiny bit of good history when he beefs it.

I appealed but it was pretty much instantly declined, and you know, fuck em

I was banned for saying I should have a legal right to punch Nazis, which I don’t think was “permanent ban” territory.

This to me says that Reddit is Pro Nazi

The “This is either phishing or a prank, in either case, fucking don’t” type Captcha

Mortified, but I am not a bee-ologist.

I think Musk making people realize they have to aim higher than “foot soldiers” is not a great idea for him haha!

May he be struck by… A flying ice cream truck.

Reddit full bore banned me for saying “I should have a legal right to punch nazis” and declined my appeal.

Reddit is unironically nazi aligned and that’s not a joke it’s terrifying.