Only one cup? But there are two that I want! Can I get away with it just this once since they’re a matched set?

Just watch bc ur outta my league.

Well, my envelopes have never looked more boring. Where do I get some like these?

You can watch all the chick flicks you want - I’m looking at the chick I wanna watch already!

Only if you don’t have someone like me to keep warm with.

You ARE my job.

Fun to scroll through and see how bad they were not all that long ago. I had to stop when I hit the guy with his hand on her belly like she was pregnant - his nails were longer and better than hers.

How do you jerk off “right” (or “wrong,” for that matter)?