Never trust an article that suggests any of these child safety laws have ever been about protecting children.

Your mama so thick even Dairy Queen goes, “daaammmmmmn”

puppuccino means something else in that household.

My ISP (run by a jerky company) kept its BBS running until the mid-90s just for us still playing the MUDDs.

And for people who might be impressed, a 7 digit ICQ number proves they aren’t really old school.

The main thing my phone knows about me is that I’m good at setting it down at 6:30am and forgetting it exists until 10:30pm. And from the dresser I usually leave it on, it can probably hear how often the toilet flushes in our house.

Dave and Busters wishes they had Dabo tables

Spear long them monsters.

That’s a gateway drug. They start with one of those after school and the next thing you know they’re sniffing pixie sticks off the stomach of a janitor and selling grandma’s urn for a single Laffy Taffy.

If there’s a problem that can’t be solved with self-sealing stem bolts, I’ve not found it.

It cuts down to something like 300 exceptions if in include the “unless it rhymes with neighbor or way” subclause. That subclause is also violated about 2 dozen times.

It’s the best rule, there are only 923 exceptions to it in the scrabble word list.

So without their feathers they look like they act?

I’m going to corner the market when the post war private jet price crash happens. What do we think we’ll be using for money then? Salt?

I just don’t understand why we have to change clocks instead of all just agreeing to get up an hour earlier.

#4, but you usually can’t see my eyes that well.

That duck is nailing the Blue Steel pose.

Hobbit rockets never leave the ground. They use pipe-weed as fuel and, by T plus 60 of any launch, the engineers are all giggling on the launch pad eating funions as a quick post-elevenses snack.

This is just as meaningful and sincere as all corporate gratitude.

Like others, I have a 2 tier system.

About 2TB of my (Synology) NAS is critical files. Those get sent via Hyperbackup to cloud storage on at least a weekly basis, some daily. I have them broken up into multiple tasks with staggered schedules so it never has much to do on any given day.

The other 16TB I have get sync’d (again with hyperbackup, but not a scheduled backup task) to a 20TB external drive roughly once per quarter. Then that drive lives on the closet of a family member.