Found it

And the screenshot source

Man, I wish I could be as upbeat about this year as you. I like your energy, even if you seem to be hellbent on proselytizing prospecting.

20 yrs ago (fuck, I guess it was), I got to 40wpm on Dvorak and 60wpm on colemak. But it was such a a pain in the ass for everything else that I gave up.

Still regret it.

Hey I have extra keyboards and time now…

I saw a shiny penny on the street today. I think that’s the realistic version.