Nah thank you. Don’t wanna catch those nasty STDs.

I have iCloud premium, using safari and burner mails I can make however many accounts I like!

I’m still on Reddit due to my RC hobby. The community here is too small

The secret is the Elmer’s Glue 🙂

KBC Void is scary and cool.

Imagine there being just no stars behind you. Just nothing. On one side you see the universe, like a wall of stars and lights, and next to that just pure nothingness. The void.

The taste of British food and the looks of British women made the Britains the best sailors in the world!

I’ve eaten Surströmming and liked it, been eating it once a year ever since. I’ve eaten Beuschl, Narezushi, mite cheese, eel soup, fried insects (pupa, crickets, spiders, scorpions…), snails, brain, testicles… heck I’ve even made the fish finger pie that one British YouTube cooking show lady made (same ingredients but different preparation). You can’t scare me with eels in azpik!

Me, reading Amex: Ammex! No, wait… Ay-mex! Oh, it’s American Express.

Aufgrund negativer Kommentare, die man im Internet gegenüber Trump und/oder seine Regierung geschrieben hat, kann das USA-Visum abgelehnt werden, weshalb mir einige Reisebüros gesagt haben, dass sie die Visa für USA nicht mehr machen und man sich selbst darum kümmern muss.

It’s basically this, but you insert any lemmy instance:

Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots — they ruined Scotland!

Nah man I’m good with my H E E L Y S

I know, officer. zips up pants But I did it for the memes.

Without reading the article:

Spotify is shit. I’m paying for a family plan for other while I find good songs everywhere else. I haven’t found a good song in 3 months using Spotify’s playlists. Even the weekly mix is shit. everything sounds the same. I want a mix of hard, heavy, slow and steady. Give me a Disney Song back to back with Black Sabbath.

I’m back to pirating and purchasing music, depending which is easier for a specific track. My songs are on an android device I only use for music.

Classic flat top.

What’s it about?

If THAT is too much for you, then there’s a heck of a lot of games you won’t enjoy.

We’re the generation who pirates movies. We only watch them in cinemas with “friends”

“German Sex Tourist” - in my ass

Well, mistress, the internet said it’s time for me to get pegged again.

They’re extremely racist, which is a huge plus, just like the Swiss flag 🇨🇭

Dude I’m lonely because I’m a hypersexual libido chameleon with a long term partner who has a pandas sex drive.