Where does this assumption come from? I grow a garden full of hot peppers every year and spend all summer eating them.

Peacemaker. It’s so corny, but it makes me laugh and I couldn’t ever skip it.

I only put brown mustard on hotdogs, so I think at that point I would just eat a hot dog on a bun covered in Mac and cheese.

I loathe ketchup with every fiber of my being. Other people can use it however they want, but it truly ruins food for me.

Nothing, because if someone puts ketchup on my pizza, it’s going straight in the trash.