you keep using that word. i do not think it means what you think it means

Sheesh get a grip.

Oh, sorry, I forgot to paste a link to the recipe! I’ll update the op in a second, but the idea is that the peel has a bunch of very flavorful oil that is otherwise wasted. by coating the peeled rind in the very sugar I’m going to use to sweeten the juice, I’ll be adding that flavor instead of tossing it away. the zest is the difference between sweetened lemon juice and lemonade, in my opinion.

…my legs

the beatings will continue.

donald trump says a lot of shit. donald trump likes to talk.

i dont think its about age. i think age is just the most reasonable piece of identifying personal information to demand first.

why

shopvac filled with vinegar.

edit: buncha scorpion lovers in here ig. yall have fun with your scorpions.

Wow! That looks divine! As ever I want to see more browning, but i’d eat this with a smile on my face and give my host a hearty thanks if it were served to me! I envy you your meal!

im definitely already up to shenanigans in that department

what, just like, go outside and talk to people? i’d get maced. you’re right though it’s been so long since i was able to just focus uninterrupted on a long text.

you are wise in the ways of the world

that’s only good for about 10 minutes at a time.

wisdom.

I’d try to bribe 'em with kale and corn anyway!

cobra chickens are actually very kind and gentle with people they trust!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survivorship_bias

The fields get the resume to my desk. The resume and cover letter get you an interview, and the interview gets the job offer.

why would anyone bother to write something you tacitly admit you arent going to read