It was a “slop in the face.”

FTFY

They probably meant to write ‘shouldn’t.’

Aw, thats a real shame… So anyway, I says to mabel, I says,

that would make a badass tattoo.

That’s fair, I didn’t read the article.

what does “eu is bad” have to do with “eu says russia is bad”?

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idk why but that onomatopoeia fuckin slayed me

again, still. how is this both again and still and nobody is in jail.

is that potatobread? i wholeheartedly approve.

DDR2^-10

it seemed like more of a takedown tbh

bad news, everyone: bad news is bad for you!

My Anaconda Dont

My Anaconda Dont

My Anaconda Dont Want None If You Got Guns Hun

plants should pay us on the off chance we pull our collective heads out of our asses to stop committing global ecocide and switch to benevolent stewarship of life itself instead some day? youll be pleased to learn the value of plants’ lives is paid out in extracted value and we compensate them by basically encouraging the plants to be grateful for the exposure.

Tennessee Ernie Ford - 16 Tons (1947)

You load 16 tons, and whadya get, another day older and deeper in debt, …

dont bet on it

whats the old adage? every time you mention deus ex someone will watch the hbomberguy video again?

eh, more like spat on from on high