I have very limited experience in LARGE corporations. But it seems to me those are all “putting out fires” positions requiring some level of rapport with key individuals and usually privileged knowledge.

Not saying it justifies the exorbitant salaries they get. Just explaining why in a “shareholder profits first” system we’re not seeing AI’s running corporations.

Especially given the results of AI run vending machines / stores.

McSchadenfreude

How? It’s broken.

LOL I know for a fact when the “ice cream machine doesn’t work” it either ran out of ‘milk’… cuz refilling requires pouring a 2 gal bag of sugary milk into the top end the chances of spilling and making a massive mess are pretty high.

Or they didn’t do cleaning cycle and it’s won’t turn on until they do.

Go to Diary Queef if you want ice cream.

I mean what can you say that doesn’t risk getting you fired?

IKR? The staff at rage rooms keep insisting I’m only allowed to hit the inanimate objects. SMH.

It’s basically the hologram from i,Robot. https://youtu.be/ZKxr0wyIic4

The main thing is that a human with subject matter knowledge designed the phonetic library. AI sloppers are leaving that for the LLM to hallucinate.

Considering the alternative is 911 eve. Lets do this.

Start by lighting a sparkler, placing in a bible at Matthew 7:21, and everyone stands in a circle holding hands singing Kirkmas hymns like “Charlies sleeping Lord, Kumbaya”

Pointing out that there were major pilot projects in 2024 by major companies, whose results indicated the 2025 mass rollout of AI into everything would fail, is not making it easier for tech bros to dismiss opposition they were already ignoring.

If only they could cool data centers with coca cola /s

Get your law degree at Costco now!

MVP

Worst part about having a dark sense of humor is thinking up punchlines to jokes that are only funny until you get them.

TBF our entire liquor control board was born out of the failure of US alcohol prohibition. Just like our overly restrictive Cannabis legalization was born out of the US War on Drugs.

We need to amend our constitution and make liquor/cannabis federally controlled.

Or our premieres need to stop failing us.

AI saving lives by failing to sell McRibs was not on my bingo sheet

I doubt they will before full automated kiosks become a thing. Even then I could actually see them keeping a human order taker / maintenance person there and having the food made by robots.

But the main issue is that customers would take too long without someone prompting them. When I worked drive thru I said a lot of “hurry along” things. Like when people named a sandwich I’d interject “Combo?” and “Coke with that?” as well as “Is that everything”. Even please drive ahead.

So when I worked drive thru I said a lot of “hurry along” things. Like when people named a sandwich I’d interject “Combo?” and “Coke with that?” as well as “Is that everything”. Even please drive ahead.

So like it’s not the voice to text that’s the only potential source of delay.

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As soon as they can build a supply chain for fully automated kiosks I imagine.

Carl’s Jr. Fuck You, I’m Eating

I mean, ultimately it would be slower than just having a person. Serving less customers per hour is part of it, but also people may go elsewhere if they see a lineup.

Just speaking as someone who worked drive thru at mcdicks for a year. Not saying I endorse it.