I disagree. Shooting captains dropping anchors near undersea cables is reasonable.

You, on the other hand, are insane to think we can keep going like this.

Maybe we should make that not work and just start killing suspicious sailors?

Aren’t almost all of these quite terrible?

It’s not "don’t be a dick’.

It’s “do as we want you to do”

Plenty of the rules are “be a dick, like this:”

Plenty of the rules are “don’t do this objectively harmless thing”

Plenty of the rulez are “do this ridiculously pointless thing”