Who could have possibly foreseen this?

45 years here. It’s loud as fuck but it still keeps things cool.

I’ll remember this advice

No like, actually fuck them. Have sex with them.

No worries, it was benign and I had a gamma knife operation, but it’s in a place where it can’t be surgically removed without doing damage so it’s just there.

Yeah, turned out to be a brain tumour

I can’t tell if this is supposed to be a white russian or an iced latte. Either way I want it.

For all we know, those could be thigh high socks

But the skin is the best part!