I was going to say I smoke/eat more than 1200mg of THC a day and I’m not dead yet (yes I have a problem and yes it’s expensive).

I loved downloading a song from Limewire and the band was labeled completely wrong. Then 10 years later I get made fun of for saying X band made Y song because I legit thought they made it because of Limewire.

*takes hit “Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man."

Americans: Are we the baddies?

History: When have you not been?