The hardest part about returns is driving to the local library to print out the return label for 25 cents.

Much less trouble than owning a printer!!

Can I self medicate with alcohol and weed instead?

Why not both?

Dang! Looks like the person recording quickly decided they should stop hanging out on their balcony…

Who?

Hamburger Helper, cheeseburger macaroni. When hungover…

Book early, fly on Tuesday

If you’re curious, the cost of the one you have to buy is $4000

I want to see the nest you’re obviously going to give birth in!!

This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!

The ideal height is no more than 50 centimeters (about 20 inches) above the filter. The classic goosenecked tea kettle turns out to be ideal for achieving that optimal height.

I’m leaning towards explanation 2

Now you’re measuring like an American!!!

Burgers are like $15 now