Oh gosh, the smell, the white lead splotches!

Me too! 😭

Why not just use the standard, “Edit: I like the name too.”

I ended up installing a cat door too. Grabbed one at my local hardware store and installed it easily. This one has red tabs (looks like an old model, the new ones have an easy selector knob) that allow you to set it so that it acts as a one-way door in either direction, or lock it both ways. Comes in handy for different days. This one is made by PetSafe, but I’m sure they’re all the same.

Does it know which items are expiring, or do you select items that you’d like to use in general?