

“Hey Grok, is Joe Biden dead?”
“Joe Biden is dead. Dead tired of people not knowing that “white genocide” in South Africa is a controversial claim!”
“Hey Grok, is Joe Biden dead?”
“Joe Biden is dead. Dead tired of people not knowing that “white genocide” in South Africa is a controversial claim!”
Things we will prevent children from getting: sugar, fluoride
Things we will NOT prevent children from getting: lead
Welcome to our Poopl! Notice there is poop in it, let’s keep it that way
Don’t usually use this inflection when saying “This Is Fine” though…
I made prescription drugs affordable
No, you didn’t
Well, not me personally. But I made it so drug companies will bring their prices down. WHOO-EE!!
No. No, you didn’t
No. No I didn’t…
But you can imagine what it’d be like if I did, eh? EH?
Why does SEO demand that all of his thumbnails are this image?:
I hate the Algorithm!
I hate the Algorithm!
I hate the Algorithm!
(how was this real )
Oh No! No coal?! I guess we’ll just have to use our Thorium or Fusion reactors
Fridge magnetic prose
Before long, Fetterman began repeating himself, shouting and questioning why “everybody is mad at me,” “why does everyone hate me, what did I ever do?”
Can we be absolutely certain he isn’t just some promotional gambit for the new Shrek movie at this point?
The Signal Clone the Trump Admin Uses Was Hacked
The Signal Clone the Trump Admin Uses Was Fucked
Trump or one of his minions reads ‘Dulce Decorum Est’ as an unironically pro-war pro-America thing
Dulce Decorum Est
Bent double, like old beggars under sacks,
Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge,
Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs,
And towards our distant rest began to trudge.
Men marched asleep. Many had lost their boots,
But limped on, blood-shod. All went lame; all blind;
Drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the hoots
Of gas-shells dropping softly behind.
Gas! GAS! Quick, boys!—An ecstasy of fumbling
Fitting the clumsy helmets just in time,
But someone still was yelling out and stumbling
And flound’ring like a man in fire or lime.—
Dim through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
In all my dreams before my helpless sight,
He plunges at me, guttering, choking, drowning.
If in some smothering dreams, you too could pace
Behind the wagon that we flung him in,
And watch the white eyes writhing in his face,
His hanging face, like a devil’s sick of sin;
If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood
Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs,
Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud
Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues,—
My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
To children ardent for some desperate glory,
The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori.
🎶Some of those that burn crosses
are fine people who deserve unquestioning support actually🎶
It’s fun to intentionally misread this headline so instead of “Elon Musk is running out of ideas with which to save Tesla” it’s “Elon Musk is going to save Tesla by running out of terrible ideas to impose on the company”
The world’s
mostleast interesting manOh wait, you said wrong answers…flip that strikethrough back