Is this a universal experience? Hahaha

They’re correct. This is a legitimate marketing strategy. You don’t have to dumb down observations like these with juvenile passive aggression just to feel better about your own intelligence lol

I forget which Food Theory video this was, but there was one where MattPat essentially brokedown the covert strategy that most supermarkets employ by purposely displaying their most egregious impulse buys at the very front of the store… so after you pat yourself on the back for not buying a £5 prosciutto-wrapped cheesesticks and olive assortment, you actually buy the other things that they want you to buy by the time you’re further back in the store.

It’s all about decision fatigue. (Don’t buy that on sale mountain bike OP!)

Jesus. This is like the summer version of the “walked uphill both ways in the snow” story haha

Not… Orange Julius?

Wash it down with milk

Pure evil, a truly irredeemable soul. Hope terrible things happen to the person that called the Gestapo on her.

I’d care slightly more if they didn’t all work for Meta.

What is the origin of this gif lmao

I’ve seen it for years and still don’t know

Unfortunately… you literally can’t.

I have browser extensions that block the AI searches everywhere (Google, DDG, etc), and whenever there’s a lag, I notice that the AI search still auto-populates at the front of the page regardless before the extension hides it.

It’s always running, whether you consent or not. I mean, I guess you could just stop searching for information on the internet? But that’s not really inconveniencing anyone but yourself.

Edit: wrong comment

So good, this meme needs to make a comeback. I can apply it to so many things right now lol

The AI I’ve used is worse than that LMAO

Elementary, my dear Watson.

If he faces the consequences for his actions, he is poor. If he has people to do that for him, he is rich.

Wealth is measured in power and sway in capitalist society, not cash. If you can write a check to a lobbyist to get them to change a bill for you that you never voted on or participated in congress to enact, you are rich.

This is the kind of first world anarchism I want to see lol

Is that not Hasan Piker? lol

Ngl, I’m already 33 but you guys are scaring me a lil lol

I couldn’t agree with you more, and I find myself ruminating on just the same more often than I’d like to admit.

Realest shit I’ve read in months lol

Then the fun justified transformation into Dr. House begins to take root in your 30s, I don’t even feel bad about it anymore (which is key*)