GalaxyBrain [they/them]

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Cake day: December 27th, 2020

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  • Old ladies do NOT fuck around with games. My first job ever involved running food orders to tables during bingo night. I basically had an impossible job of wandering around a room asking if anyone wanted to order food and also to not say a fucking word lest someone not hear a call and absolutely lay into me. As a 16 year old punk rocker who did not give any shits about this part of the job I eventually just took a silent lap around the room and anyone who flagged me down wrote their order down on my pad (of napkins) themselves. They lock in hard. However they also had to pay cash and usually got the same thing each time and brought exact change or would tell me to keep it for a tip. This fucking ruled cause I just pocketed their money and didn’t ring in the food. I knew my marks there and 3 ladies never once had their money hit the til and they got hooked the fuck up so they would absolutely never complain cause that would ruin my crimes. The rest I gave the worst service ever to so they’d constantly ask for refunds causing a lot of extra receipts to go through which disguised my crimes.