Truth.

My mom has been controlling her phone by yelling at it for over five years. She can barely see the screen, but still wants to talk to her sister and shop.

Easy come easy go.

Put your game on gog so pirating it is piss easy.

Odd timing considering I’ve banned McDonalds, Revolut and Authy from my phone.

the cashier

Who is also the manager, making drinks, doing the fries because that removed called in sick…