Everything before 9/11 is fake news.

Computers, never invented.

AIDs and the cure for it, never happened.

Bill Clinton, I mean cmon, doesn’t fucking exist.

I’m old enough to remember when they were making all this stuff up. Like 2 whole world wars, yeah, right.

I’m immune to propaganda because I consume all of it. Can’t taste anything when everything is blended together.

Y’all don’t just dump half a cat of food into a bowl and just let them eat when they want?