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Heil Caesar

Because the names are similar, and they’re both recently revived properties. It’s topical. Like barbenheimer

His actions are more directed than he immediately appears. He receives political support for his seemingly inane actions, monetary support for his atrocities, stacks politics in his favor through debasement. He’s not politically savvy or crazy, he’s just willing to use the tools afforded to him in ways that most people would reasonably consider to be major violations by every conceivable definition.

He incarcerates and deports statistically oppositional citizens to prevent them from voting against him. He steals money because he’s certain no one will stop him. He sells the US to donors to maintain his base of support.

He’s not all there in the head, but is clear headed enough to seem somewhere between “he really shouldn’t be driving anymore” and “it’s good that he can still do his hobbies.”

TLDR: he’s just old, coddled, dumb, awful, and maneuvering politically in ways that benefit only him and like 60 other people. Still sane, for now

Conservatives chose to spread Mar a lago face. I do not respect their sense of aesthetics.

Uhh, edited try number 2, this one??

I once jerked it 3 times in 1 day because I was incredibly stressed out and needed an outlet with my partner out of town. The idea of dedicating an hour or more of my day, even then, to jacking it is utterly foreign to me. I checked a gooning board recently to figure out the answer to the very same question you asked, and found the answer to be yes, it is real.

All of the porn was equally distasteful, in a sort of bland, uninteresting way. Like going back to swimsuit catalogues, but with areolas. I understand what, why, and how, but I can’t fathom ever being in a state of mind where it feels like the thing to do.

So precognition is a force power. Which means that Anakin, the most powerful force user in the universe, almost assuredly knew the answer some time before he actually heard it. He waited until it was socially appropriate to act indignant, and I find that hilarious.

I wouldn’t call trump crazy. Senile? Yes. Dumb? Yes. Overly prideful? Yes. Bigoted? Yes. Crazy? No. He’s just beholden to nothing and no one relevant to our perspectives.

I won’t dox myself, but I worked near the train station at the time, and they thought I was carrying drugs, for whatever reason. The area already had a crew that sold, openly and visibly, so I don’t know why they thought some kid just out of college was moving drugs at risk to his life in competition with dozens of armed men. If it sounds ridiculous to you, it was doubly so to me

Recommendations used to be better. There was a sweet spot for a few years where Netflix had everything and I could talk to the rental clerk about what we were watching, and I miss that. But video stores were too pricy to miss

Well? You can’t leave us hanging. Were you the mentaledge from lemmy??

I’ve been held up for my backpack twice. I just carry everything in a grocery bag now. No one cares to steal my “groceries.” I might need to swap back to a backpack once food prices explode

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He really needs to dye his eyebrows to frame his face. He looks like he’s 100% brow ridge

Prevents scuffing of the sink and allows you to maintain a diverse cooking space microbiome both fed by and evolving from the last several weeks of food you’ve dumped in the sink. Do you like dripping salmonella onto everything from your sink to your cook top? This is the product for you. And did I mention that it smells?

Really, it’ll prevent chipping of ceramics and denting of metal but it’s a comprehensively worse experience compared to going without. And pressure washing the plaque off is the simplest way to clean it that I’ve found. Bleh

I always found those sink grates cumbersome to clean. Endlessly catching niblets of food and festering on the underside. Then I realized I could pressure wash them and it’s made things far easier for me.

this case, it turns out ramming a law enforcement officer with a car causes injuries

I wish his lies kept him up at night. That he can so unabashedly hurt so many people for his own gain is a trait that needs to be expunged from society. I can’t even make someone mildly uncomfortable without reassessing my approach to people in general. I believe, personally, that people do not have souls. But I know Vance doesn’t have one.

>be pete hegseth

I’d rather not

A professor of mine posited that most every sentence ever spoken or written had never before been communicated. There was some compelling math behind it, and some compelling reason it was mentioned, but I still find it dubious.