

10000 wasps? No. No, thank you.
10000 bees?? Were I a betting man, I would bet against a positive outcome. But I’m not a betting man, I’m a curious lover. And to be honest, I don’t know where that factors into this life altering decision


10000 wasps? No. No, thank you.
10000 bees?? Were I a betting man, I would bet against a positive outcome. But I’m not a betting man, I’m a curious lover. And to be honest, I don’t know where that factors into this life altering decision


He really, really loves to put his name on things. Any publicity is good publicity for him, considering he became the president through kayfabe and nepotism


That’s very sweet. And probably a little too generous. Thank you!
https://sh.itjust.works/post/39593723/19042480
https://sh.itjust.works/post/42175192/19772185
Here are two that I enjoyed writing. Though they’re a bit more grim and severely benefit from reading the original post as well. I just wish I could link without it going to my instance. Bleh
I like writing short stories for fun, and sometimes I write what comes to me on Lemmy. Though lemmy rarely cares for it, outside of !greentext@sh.itjust.works. Thank you for the kind praise!

Your appliance will cost 4-10x more. There’s no magic to it. Appliances were like opera. Made for the rich


Mercury was badass. The slow, seeping madness taking hold of you like a gentle breeze grabbing the breadth of a kite. Invisibly, rapidly hoisting you higher until it suddenly, sinisterly relinquishes its grip. The drop leaves you tattered and indignant, but seemingly mendable.
And so it tenderly brushes the dust off to repeat the process until you’re nothing but caterwauling splinters cast across the ground.


At the point of cooperative organization, we will finally take action as a society. Not because of the threat of violence. No, because of the threat of unionization.
There is a point where random noises become a song. Disposability of culture is, to my eye, a novelty that hasn’t yet reached the point of becoming a song. It’s just random noises, and I want to silence them with a heavy pipe to the throat


The US government is currently steering straight into authoritarianism. Do you really want more information about yourself out there, catalogued and ready?


For real. Police steal. Not all of them, but enough of them


A rain stick so I can sleep better through the night.


Why would he? We were playing stardew valley together at the time, and he was showing me how to reel in the legendary fish.


Anyone else feel almost like this is a giant game of civ and trump is a bit high, and attempting to execute two victory conditions simultaneously?


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You ever notice that the background objects often have the same shapes? Clouds, hills, dunes, bushes etc. . Lazy programmers


The article above mentions natural chewing gums and indicates that they release a comparable plastic load to synthetics. I’m altogether too sleepy to parse the source document, though


Congratulations, you understood my meaning
I’ve had this game in my backlog for ages. How is it?