Political parties don’t cater to people who don’t vote

Sorry if it’s already been pointed out but they just kind of skipped over boats

Barley was my dog’s name. We were searching for a name when he dove into my Guinness

Also no FEMA conspiracy theories this time around. No stupid armed goons walking around as with Helene

Wait are cotton pickin minute. The conservative media has been telling me Democrats are letting illegal aliens waltz across the border. Did they lied?

Sarcastic humor aside, migratory agricultural work is a thing in the US. Some of my friends did it back in the 80’s. Live in a tent on site, earn by how much you pick, save money because no rent and no place to spend. No federal taxes. Blueberries here, apples there, travel to where the crops need picking. Clean fish in Alaska or work on the boats.

Change happened alright. The murder rate in my city rose 20% after the outgoing republican governor permitted conceal and carry by executive order on his way out the door after losing reelection (2007)

Yeah that’s why crime has plummeted /s

You kinda can’t blame them. Anytime they do anything that helps young people they sit out the midterms. Biden’s student loan forgiveness, Obama’s Affordable Care Act. The media scores points calling it radical socialist agenda while alli the radical socialists sit out the next election

I’ve been listening to Transmissions from Uranus https://youtu.be/sgprkZbDvcE

Slander? No. Playing politics? Yes.

There’s no pickpocketing in the US because thieves will shoot you before taking your wallet. At that point it’s murder with a motive

Don’t worry. Trump is making sure you can get a job picking crops. You’ll be living in a tent. No rent, not utilities. You’re welcome!

Top. Why would you abandon a mattress if it was all the way at the bottom?

Probably different from state to state but where I’m at you need to take a class to get your license before turning 18. It’s not a mandatory class, you have to pay for it. 18 and after you use need to pass a written test to get your learner’s permit then a road test to get a permanent license. Things may have changed since I got mine but I’m pretty sure it’s the same

I ask antivaxers I know if they ever turned down a medicine prescribed by their doctor other than the one the media told them to fear?

Why is driver’s ed not a required high school class in the US? 99.9999% of people will get a driver’s license because you are screwed without one. Also bring back the Highway Of Agony movies

Yeah any decent sci-fi before Star Wars was heady with little action. Logans Run, Silent Running. Also in my mind I saw sequels in general change from shameless cash grab to better attempts

Party of one

Do you think Tucker will ask if he knows the population of Israel?