If everybody liked the same things I like, then everything i like would be crowded and expensive

We have them in America but I don’t think they are exclusive to here. Due to urban sprawl, the population of suburbs can grow faster than they can build new schools. A quick solution is adding temporary buildings like these

Our school called it “the annex”

Why bother with big concerts? Unless you’re rich you’re sitting a half mile away watching them on a jumbo screen next to the stage. I prefer small stage venues. You can get close to the action and often talk to the band at the merch table. Go often enough and you’ll see familiar faces. Those are scene-sters that make the rounds and know the up and coming bands worth seeing, local bands too. You might even catch acts before they get big, everybody starts somewhere. Not everyone show is a winner but you won’t spend a week’s pay

Not a problem unless you were counting on collecting social security

It’s the new “politically correct”. Like a good political slogan it means whatever the listener wants it to mean. Political impressionism? Conservative groups knew they hit the jackpot with PC and have been trying to replicate it for years. “Social Justic Warrior” flopped, too wordy. “Woke” really worked for them

The media trains people to respond to words like when I tell my dog to “sit” or “beg”

Maybe English speaking people with tattoos of Chinese letters is the equivalent?

That’s how life goes, things don’t always go the way we’d hoped. I’m betting you are going to be happy as soon as you set eyes on the little crotch goblin

Zip drive

Nah, the “both sides” crowd will blow it again

Things are steered by the people that show up

The cookies look chewy

Maybe take a shower and don’t wear pajama bottoms to that job interview

The train tracks would have kept the continent from splitting apart

The “baby boom” happened between 1946 and 1964, an 18 year period. Not everyone will die within an 18 year period. Some have already passed, some will live into their 90’s and could be around until the 2060’s

People who don’t think PACs should fund campaigns and themselves refuse to donate to campaigns are surprised when a billionaire runs for office.

I don’t doubt you’re right but it would be foolish of him to draw attention to the fact he was sued for one of his biggest lies. He’s an awful excuse for a human being but he’s not stupid

I’m counting on the GOP to crash the economy again. I’ve managed to buy the dip twice and look to buy a house big enough to move my dad in

Raccoons have a bone in their penis