Things are steered by the people that show up

The cookies look chewy

Maybe take a shower and don’t wear pajama bottoms to that job interview

The train tracks would have kept the continent from splitting apart

The “baby boom” happened between 1946 and 1964, an 18 year period. Not everyone will die within an 18 year period. Some have already passed, some will live into their 90’s and could be around until the 2060’s

People who don’t think PACs should fund campaigns and themselves refuse to donate to campaigns are surprised when a billionaire runs for office.

I don’t doubt you’re right but it would be foolish of him to draw attention to the fact he was sued for one of his biggest lies. He’s an awful excuse for a human being but he’s not stupid

I’m counting on the GOP to crash the economy again. I’ve managed to buy the dip twice and look to buy a house big enough to move my dad in

Raccoons have a bone in their penis

Does that mean California is the best state? Because the media makes it sound like folks moving away due to the cost is a bad thing

Nobody gonna turn down a day off

Fuck this “both sides” bullshit

Ain’t nobody believing those numbers. They claimed more jobs were created last month than all of last year and the stock market didn’t flinch

But a democratic politician did that one thing thirty years ago!

I can’t wait for the 48 Hours episode about this

Both sides!

They should pay me

When I woke up to see the news about the unprovoked assault on Iran, I was sick to my stomach. It’s senseless and my heart goes out to Iranian people that, like me, just want to go about their lives. When I saw gas prices hitting $3.49, I did not feel pity for myself. Instead I thought, good. This will hurt the idiots who support Trump. They are the narcissists that only care about themselves and when they feel pain I am happy

I could garbage pick enough furniture to fill that room in a week

Also kids being the first to run into the house and turn on the TV because it had to warm up. You needed to have it up and running before your show came on because if you missed it you weren’t gonna see it until reruns. Now it has occurred to me the term rerun is obsolete