How fucking close to the tracks did you live??

(Actual) context?

Care to elaborate? Because this seems pretty surprising

I love it when my best friend gives me a clock for christmas

The Big C(l)ock

Oh never mind then

Thanks

Pretty much. But i have a nitpick with the “death of the author” critique in relation to boycotts and moral positions.

I disconnect the author from their work in a judgment and appreciation sense: I’d never say Harry Potter isn’t bad because Rowling wrote it. But promoting or purchasing their work provides tangible support to a shithead, so that’s where I draw the line. If Ben-Gvir opened a kickass breakfast joint with the best waffles in the world, I could agree it has good food, but I’d hope people would understand as to why I’d refuse to eat there and shame anyone who did.

Lucky day to be a ghost

Fuckin’ dumbest shit

You work out? Cuz damn

This post doesn’t pass peer review

Keep me posted

Ah fuck, y’all ruined it before I even got the chance to move there. Damn Eartheans.

Dude’s getting deported to every country on earth

Soon to be the first global citizen

That site is hilarious

There’s a Watergate every fucking day

Endless wars with foreign enemies, obviously. What else to fascists do?

Leaving an abusive relationship can hurt, but it hurts less than the abuse. Good riddance.

I’m so fucking glad I never have to touch microshit again