I have to say, accusing someone of stealing because they don’t want to be recorded is probably more of an asshole move than asking you to not accuse someone of stealing

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Good thought process, have you considered not being a troll online?

I’m not so sure about that. Murder being illegal is the only way to get justice when a family member is killed outside of retribution, and that opens a whole can of worms

Edit: Whether or not it’s applied fairly is a different story and is likely the main issue, not that laws exist in general

Hey now, make that TWO fans! Before I got my current car I wanted to get an FJ Cruiser but they were all out of my price range ($0.05)

I love cars that are different but the cybertruck just ain’t it. When they announced it the proportions worked pretty well and I’d say looked pretty good, but then they released the production model and it lost any good looks it had because of those proportions. Then it came out that the frame is aluminum, and they’re terrible at anything a truck should be able to do (except for drive in a straight line fast).

This is coming from a guy that actually likes how the Pontiac Aztek looks (I still don’t understand why people think it’s so ugly) and would probably drive a Fiat Multipla!

Ah, I see the issue. You usually use your arms to play basketball not your ass!

I realized just now that that picture looks completely fake because nothing in the background makes sense lol

It’s a screenshot from a ColdOnes video where they got randomly selected tattoos. Not ai generated, I promise!

Maybe tattoos as a concept are bad (stabbing ink into your skin semi-permanently, that is), but the artistry and skill that can go into them is insanely respectable. Coming from someone who probably will never get a tattoo, I love seeing creative tattoos executed well.

For example: The humble pistol shrimp

Oh yeah! Then they could shorten it to IDF! Um, actually, wait…

I tried getting them with this by asking if they could smell them and all I got was “it’s 50/50 because of my allergies”

The only good news about it being massive is that if the wind blows a little too hard it’ll crack in half!

Image of a large Bradford pear tree that has a large limb broken from the trunk

I absolutely hate Bradford pears but people in the south LOVE planting them. Damn fools, I say!

I have friends that apparently can’t even smell them 🫩

A powerful enough laser can permanently damage digital camera sensors, but really only the pixels the laser directly hits. (Not to mention the legal/safety issues of owning one powerful enough to completely destroy one)

For example, Volvo’s lidar system famously burnt out pixels on people’s phones

1 pant = a pair of pants 2 pant = the noise a dog makes when it’s hot outside

Exactly how the people in the music video for Short Skirt Long Jacket reacted

I NEED. YOU HERE WITH ME. NOT WAY OVER IN A BUCKET SEAT.

I love CAKE, definitely my favorite band. Did you know they give out tree saplings at their concerts?

Only problem is that the TV is too low, needs to be on a cardboard box

Paper Wasps ✔️ Yellowjackets ❌

A paper wasp keeps trying to make a nest in my doorway and we look at each other every time I open the door. Since they’re not aggressive they don’t do anything unless you actively are messing with them (and sometimes even then they don’t attack!)

Anyways, it flies away and I remove the beginnings of the nest every time. Then it comes back overnight and makes another one in the exact same spot. It’s a little game I play with the wasp at this point

Long sleeves on the front, short sleeves on the back

Unfortunately all it does is keep them perky, no slimming effects