I just purchased less Coke™️ after reading this comment. Think of the shareholders next time, will you?

This will be marked on your permanent record.

Coconuts doink you on the head and then all you can see is blue

This post really resonates with me

I just see a picture of an air fryer, what do you see?

I didn’t know, uh
I had to do that beca-
-use my app showed it correct for me, thanks though! I’ll update it

I stand in shadow
the moonlight draped around me
Show me that butthole

If looks could kill, he would do it in batches of 3

I don’t remember how to do spoilers so I won’t finish the joke 😛

How about the Mobile Pizza Prize, a baby mobile with golden pizza slices on it?

If you pretended to have a lisp you could’ve done hearth twice and it still would’ve worked!

I don’t think Microsoft even knows how you should

My drunkenly installed American windows (previous owner, not me 😉) ALSO do this, but randomly throughout the house!

Some are so tight you break a sweat moving them (“locked”), some are so loose the top part falls out (angled), and some work normally (the normal one I guess)

To be fair it does help put into perspective how much of an animal (in this case deer) would make up as a burger

I prefer measuring in football field turf rolls though

Considering how it’s after use, there would be no urine

You lift it up to use it and set it back down afterwards

Edit: to clarify, I am male and stand to pee. I lift the toilet seat and lower it when I’m done.

As someone with common sense and a little bit of decency: complaining about being asked to leave the toilet seat down when it benefits everybody is ridiculous

Unless you like sitting on the ceramic with no seat, I guess.

I’ve been out make/modeled!

I should’ve known though, my dad had a 2015 right before they “facelifted”

And also not “an old Tacoma”, definitely 2019+

I think it’s still a reality bending hex key, you can see both faces on each end

Unless that’s just how you see hex keys, then more power to you! Or less power? I don’t know how to talk to 4th dimensional beings yet I’m sorry

Considering how my driveway gets completely washed away any time it rains, I’m going with #2 no questions asked.

Don’t even have to read the rest of them, gravel is expensive!

Admittedly the car example isn’t the best because of all the complexities lol, I would say even if you did an engine swap it’s still the same car

With me, it’s the body and frame that dictates the car. You buy the car, you can swap the engine and legally it stays the same car (you don’t have to re-register it as a new car)