Damn girl I want to take you home and introduce you to my parents then continue to disappoint you through my actions until you find someone better then me.

Will you be my mommy with benefits?

I think he’s about to eat a clam sandwich.

You can use a scraper and some sandpaper to smooth out that baseboard then repaint with some high gloss white paint.

At least someone around here has a sense of humour.

No worries if you have no interest in people with mommy fetishes I’ll happily move on.

Yeah it looks exactly like my mom’s ass.

Hot.

Great pussy by the way it looks exactly like my late sister’s.

Oh we’ll both be crying.

Are you looking for forty-five second of fun and two hours of crying?

Damn you’re fine you look just like my mom.

With my dick it wouldn’t need to.

Damn girl you shit from that ass?

Is she single?

It’s like DJing with a couple slices of baloney.

I’d wonder how you made it onto my property let alone made it into my house.

Last time I disappointed two people at the same time was dinner with my parents.

She’s probably sixty with back issues now.