Stew is just a thicc soup
Mayor Poopington
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I have nipples, greg. Could you milk me?
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Could a music label exist on the dark web using only Bitcoin, with fairer copyright rules?
21·2 days agoIt doesn’t even exist yet and North Korea already stole the royalties
I know of this one rapper, they chopped this guy’s whole body off, just left the dick behind.
Don’t you mean like, the chopped off his dick?
No, they grabbed his dick and chopped his whole body off. That’s all he was in the end, a dick
Tea is just a leaf broth
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•The German company that built the forklift used in the Louvre robbery uses a photo of the heist to advertise itself: “When things need to be done quickly.English
65·2 days agoI am slightly offended they called that a forklift
Talk about low hanging fruit
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump Obsessed Over Project 2025 Creator Getting “P***y” at Mar-a-LagoEnglish
8·4 days agoTbf, if it were between those ladies and the couch, I’m choosing the couch
Your boyfriend is now 10 inches tall
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FoodPorn@lemmy.world•Some vegan Asian food dishes. LUNCHEnglish
2·4 days agoAsoa? Can’t say I’ve been there before
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Cybersecurity@sh.itjust.works•TP-Link warns of critical command injection flaw in Omada gatewaysEnglish
3·4 days agoAre there any TP-Link products that don’t have critical flaws?
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What is a useful or interesting product under $100 that you wouldn’t normally think to buy?
7·5 days agoThat’s a lot of work to aeropress as much coffee as a french press. I love my aeropress, but it can only do one cup at a time
Watch your fucking language!
Can’t say I’ve ever thought using ricotta to write about my day
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Funny@sh.itjust.works•I love it when all the pretty lights come on!
24·7 days agoAnd the E is for Excellent! Good job op, you are great at car!
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Reddit@lemmy.world•Is it ok for me to ask someone to post my post to reddit?
15·8 days agoNope. Not okay. Reddit WILL shoot you if you have someone post on your behalf.
Just give up on reddit. Shit ain’t worth it
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What is something you enjoy doing but suck at?
3·12 days agoThank you for helpping out! My spelling is gooder already!
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•A third of Americans believe Trump’s presidency is part of God’s planEnglish
5·12 days ago“God’s plan”?
This God guy fucking sucks at planning



My first time hearing Locomotive Breath