In a parallel universe, there’s a version of Linus who runs a restaurant that makes noma look like a taco bell.

The worst part is, Netflix didn’t even mess up. All the content owners decided to pull their licenses and make their own Netflix. Now we have 200 streaming services.

So I joined the party and made my own netflix. And not to toot my own horn, but it’s the best one.

Gravity is on this list? That movie had the most ridiculous physics.

Thinking about how they killed Secret Santa makes me sad. There were a few cool years.