- Queen to be forced to get her own tea, Feb 1999
- British rhubarb must be straight, Jun 1996
- Speed limits to be enforced on children’s roundabouts, Oct 2004
- EU bans wooden oars for stirring the Christmas Pudding, Nov 1992
- EU asks women about their sex lives, Nov 2007
- Scores of foreign boats to invade Essex coast, Nov 1992
- Shellfish must be given rest breaks whilst on journeys, Jan 1996
- High up” signs to be put on mountains, Mar 2004
- Euro notes responsible for impotency, Mar 2002
- Strawberries must be oval, Mar 1998
- European secondary school pupils to spend a “free” year abroad, Apr 1993
- EU health directive to prevent barmaids from showing cleavage, Nov 2005
- Now Brussels make bright smiles illegal, Feb 2003
- Tractors to be banned from soggy fields, Jan 2005
- EU officials banned from flying Ryanair, Mar 2012
- British power over VAT rates to be abolished, Mar 2000
- Copyright Tax to be levied on all home VCR recordings, Mar 2000
- EU gives £1m to train Italian TV presenter “bimbos”, Jul 2003
- EU may force UK to give criminals vote, Feb 2006
- EU rules blamed for vulture attacks on farm livestock, Aug 2007
- Excavated earth to become waste, Mar 1995
- Feeding swans and homeless people to require licence, Feb 1994
- Delicacies must be sold in quantities over one and a quarter pounds, Feb 1995
- Scotch whisky must be handled as a dangerous chemical, Nov 1995
- Bosses to be told what carpet to buy, Jan 2004
- Self-employed home-workers must equip their houses with fire doors, Jun 1993
- EU bans lorry drivers’ British breakfast, Sep 2001
- 58 hour working week will ground hospitals to a halt, Aug 2004
- Noise regulations to require club, pub and football goers to wear earplugs, Mar 2002
- UK screens being flooded by pornography as a result of new EC directive, Jan 1993
- EU to fund the Labour and LibDems but not the Conservatives, Jan 2000
- EU wants to ban sale of British plants, Sep 2013
- EU to regulate pizza sizes, Oct 1994
- Farmers forced to issue pigs with toys, Jan 2003
- Dead pets must be pressure cooked before burial, Mar 2000
- Commission to outlaw mushy peas, Aug 1995
- Eurocrats to ban small fruits, Jul 2001
- Fresh pasta banned, Apr 2002
- Her Majesty to be removed from UK passports, Sep 2007
- EU wants to ban Union flag from British meat packs, Sep 2013
- EC regulations forbid the carrying of British passengers, Nov 1992
- Organic farmers ordered by EU to use homeopathic medicine, Apr 2015
- Politically correct Eurocrats say Santa must be a woman, Oct 2001
- Soya milk indistinguishable from cow milk and thus to be banned, April 1995
- Euro meddlers rule we can’t have milk jugs, Feb 2010
- Brussels drive to rob us of British identity, June 2010
- Rare meat to be banned due to “too much bacteria”, Sep 1993
- Bureaucrats declare Britain is “not an island”, Jan 2003
- Kent now part of France, Sep 2006
- No EU plans to abolish Britain!, Apr 2008
- EU steps up recycling targets to eliminate landfills, July 2014
- Kilts to be classified as women’s wear, Nov 2003
- EU responsible for your hay fever, May 2015
- Gin to be sold in round bottles for the Single Market, Oct 1993
- Quality standards ban curved cucumbers and certain apples, Jun 1993
- Home-made cakes must be labelled with all ingredients, Jul 2004
- EU to blame for floods, Jan 2016
- Condom dimensions to be harmonised, Mar 2000
- EU plans to liquify corpses and pour them down the drain, July 2010
- EU plot to seize control of our seabed, Feb 2013
- EU wants to restrict your coffee drinking, May 2015
- Women’s clothes sizes to get bigger due to standardisation, April 2002
- Village church bells silenced by EU, Oct 2002
- British cheese face extinction, May 1999
- EU wants to control your candles, Dec 2015
- Passengers to pay a second fare for journeys over 30 miles, Jan 1999
- Double-decker buses to be banned, Apr 1998
- EU trying to quantify smell of British workers, Sep 1996
- British loaf of bread under threat from EU, Oct 1997
- EU ‘bans boozing’, Feb 2005
- Butchers cannot give a dog a bone, May 2004
- EU bans children from blowing up balloons, Oct 2011
- Ambulances turn yellow for Europe, Mar 2002
- Let’s quit the EU and link up with America, Oct 1998
I don’t think the store takes your money right away? They mark it paid when the transaction starts not when they receive the money.
Having sensible workflows / ux. I don’t use writer so maybe that one works nicely but the ux in spreadsheets and especially presentations is quite cumbersome