Tools…so hot right now

Damn, why didn’t I think of that?I was thinking maybe email the file to myself, but your idea is so much sexier!

Didn’t congress just ban fucking hemp?

Glad he didn’t announce anything heinous, just the usual BS. Biden must be rolling over in his grave.

Like, a major security hole?

Mecha- Carter.

Why do they think that they will be investigated?

True, I suppose, but factory jobs? I thought those dried up when we gave China all our manufacturing.

At the Dr’s

That does sound a lot better than therapy. Why don’t we do that anymore? Cocaine and jerking off are still S tier relievers.

12 years? Fuck.

Yeah, just work it out. It would be a shame if we eliminated CEOs with AI. I’m sure AI could generate hot air and hubris a lot cheaper than an executive

Looks like a smug fuck.

He’s in charge, the buck stops here.

Yep, and we could solve traffic and a lot of other problems as well as making things better for workers by making WFH standard. I remember around covid I could zip downtown no problem, now the roads are fucking parking lots. I have to spend hours a week doing the most dangerous activity at my own expense. I think it’s mostly because of old fashioned thinking that jobs should suck.

Our bills cheaper, their pay smaller. Not a mystery why it’s not happening.

How illiterate you are. How much you work.

I know lawmakers care deeply about children’s welfare, so certainly this isn’t a cynical power grab.

They look delicious, but I want to be deep fried when I die.

Looks serious.