I thought water fountains were verboten after the covid.

Well, maybe the lactose intolerant would skip the last leche. One leche too far?

Why does he want this so badly, he hates peace.

Ah, the old butthole sympathy gambit!

Pop the whole roll at once.

Do countries have rights?

“Cock Soup” tastes like a bag of dicks.

Do we need judges? AI can’t accept gifts.

Undercover Trumper. You shouldn’t talk politics, but announcing it is a red flag.

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It’s only sad if you give others the power to judge you.

Tools…so hot right now

Damn, why didn’t I think of that?I was thinking maybe email the file to myself, but your idea is so much sexier!

Didn’t congress just ban fucking hemp?

Glad he didn’t announce anything heinous, just the usual BS. Biden must be rolling over in his grave.

Like, a major security hole?

Mecha- Carter.

Why do they think that they will be investigated?

True, I suppose, but factory jobs? I thought those dried up when we gave China all our manufacturing.

At the Dr’s