We don’t - hence the loan

I sent you my Javelins plz respond

And I dub thee Sir Phobos, knight of mars, beater of ass. thump

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I have never purchased a game at $70 so for $80 they can be sure as shit I am hard noping out of this one. I was a day 1 3DS (ambassador club!) and Wii U buyer. Really hope this backfires, so incredibly stupid

Don’t even give him that much credit, he’s merely Prince John.

Good. I don’t care what it is, I’ll take something over nothing.

“Media bias fact check” isn’t a good source in itself - McSweenys does have satire, but is a well-respected literary publication. They’ve branched out over the years but this is still very much in their wheelhouse. It was created by Dave Eggers. Quick edit, yes this site itself is literally billed as humor but McSweenys as a whole is not

Once they added every modern Lego game to their preservation program I knew the thing was bunk. Harry Potter Lego game = worth preserving, Lego Island = never heard of it. Total BS

Just FYI if your package is “discrete” your delivery person is “discretely” laughing at you

Hahaha ooooh shit 🍿

Training, wheels,

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Yep this is the only reason I have a subscription. The number and length of ads I get on it are ridiculous though.