Saturn’s rings = God’s jizz

If I was green I’d die.

Measure twi

Cut once

I found a picture of one cat’s grandpa.

It’s the yeast we can do.

15 years in the future, like 3 people are going to have their minds blown!

bus

God damn commies are everywhere.

Yeah, but that falls under the “make better choices” part. Choose a spouse that you enjoy spending time with and it’s a great time. Don’t stay with someone you’re miserable with “for the kids”.

Okay boomer. Make better choices and then maybe it won’t be bad.

Take your pick from the phone or the car (if newer than 2015ish).

Is this you?

Ironic, because Rocky has no eyes in the meme.

I wonder if he ever told his partners that “I’m going to Knut!” during sex?

Saint Michael Bolton:

“PC LOAD LETTER? What the fuck does that mean?”

As long as the train doesn’t go through any tunnels, or the lights go out briefly, you should be fine!

Now I just want to listen to an orchestra play on a train.

Is that where you switch from playing trombone to trumpet?

Yeah, but there are easier ways to suck dick.

I didn’t know orchestras had trains.