I can sea why yar be thinkin’ that, but it be the letter arrrr.

Oh…oh. :(

Yarr, what be a pirate’s favourite letter?

What’s the difference between a good joke and a bad joketiming.

Really tied the universe together, man.

Excelsior!

This is the alternative meaning.

How does one profit of of the mentally disabled? Aren’t for profit prisons essentially using slave labour (or nearly) to generate profit? Seems like the mentally disabled wouldn’t be the best labour force to employ.

I knew it!

Newton’s cradle sounds like a kinky sex move, which is ironic since Newton was likely a virgin.

Don’t start fights, but finish them.

chuckles in ugly

I can’t find the store though…

God dang robot, stay away from the microwave while you’re posting.

I messed up during character creation and didn’t pick the rich parents perk, it’s making gameplay much more difficult.

Wrong day to quit huffing glue.

Whale done.

nonprofit hospitals

Jesus Christ…

Damn, he should write a book, that’s beautiful writing.

*We’re Jan family.