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News@lemmy.world•Texas becomes first state to end American Bar Association oversight of law schools
401·5 days agoDecertify all law schools in Texas.
Problem solved.
You misspelled pedo.
Maple Engineer@lemmy.worldtoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•Hot new look for all the girlies.
8·5 days agoShe used to be. Now she’s a ghoulish plastic surgery victim. She has Mar-a-Lago face. They spend tens of thousands of dollars to do that to themselves as a status symbol. She’s fucking disgusting just like the rest of them.

Maple Engineer@lemmy.worldtoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•Hot new look for all the girlies.
13·5 days agoShe’s a fucking ghoul.
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Canada@lemmy.ca•Canadians crossing U.S. land borders will now be photographed | National
12·14 days agoAh, the classic childish gotcha!
I had more than 150 flights in 2019, more than 20 in the first two months of 2020, then the pandemic hit and I didn’t fly for 750 days. When the pandemic restrictions eased my company asked me to go back on the road but I refused. I’m senior enough and valuable enough that I can do that. Now, I chose when I travel and I chose not to travel to the US at all except for SKO which I have to attend.
I’m don’t feel any need to “justify” myself to anyone. I’m trying to help you to understand that other people may have different lived experiences and different responsibilities than you do and that some people’s worlds are bigger than yours and don’t allow them to live in black and white.
I hope this helps.
Maple Engineer@lemmy.worldto
Canada@lemmy.ca•Canadians crossing U.S. land borders will now be photographed | National
22·14 days agoDo you think that the US didn’t photograph you dozens of times every time you crossed the border? Do you think that the airlines and Canadian government don’t share information about you when you travel? Do you think they don’t monitor your phone calls? Do you think they don’t monitor your social media?
I’ve working in nation state level information security for 15 years and boy, do I have news for you.
Maple Engineer@lemmy.worldto
Canada@lemmy.ca•Canadians crossing U.S. land borders will now be photographed | National
23·15 days agoNexus routinely saves me more than an hour at the airport and TSA Pre does the same in the US. I had more than 150 flights in 2019, a third to the US and half international and Nexus saved me a lot of time and hassle. My world may just be bigger than yours so Nexus has a much bigger impact for me than it would for you.
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Canada@lemmy.ca•Canadians crossing U.S. land borders will now be photographed | National
43·15 days agoYes, being gainfully employed by the Canadian subsidiary of US company that requires me to travel to the US once a year does colour my perspective but by all means go on fighting the good fight.
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Canada@lemmy.ca•Canadians crossing U.S. land borders will now be photographed | National
59·14 days agoIf you think they haven’t had their fist in your ass for years I have to question the tightness of your asshole. All they’re doing now is telling you that they have their fist in your ass to get a rise out of you and you’re giving them what they want. MAGA has a hardon for cruelty. I’m suggesting that you look them straight in the eye and say, “Mmmmm, daddy!”
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Canada@lemmy.ca•Canadians crossing U.S. land borders will now be photographed | National
513·15 days agoI have a Nexus card. They have my complete background, finger prints, iris scans, and facial biometrics. Who fucking cares? It’s just a pedofascist flex. Just yawn at them. It will drive them crazy that you’re not bothered.
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European Federalists@lemmy.world•'US-Ukraine security guarantees 100% agreed', Zelenskyy says after meeting with Trump
9·16 days agoThere are absolutely NO guarantees when working with the Trump-Epstein pedofascist regime in the US.
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Late Stage Capitalism@lemmy.world•Socialism is when capitalism
12·18 days agoThey’re awake.
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Late Stage Capitalism@lemmy.world•Socialism is when capitalism
47·19 days agoThat’s not what I meant to say but it’s not far off reality. Communism has been co-opted in every case by authoritarians and kleptocrats which makes it virtually indistinguishable from late stage capitalism.
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Late Stage Capitalism@lemmy.world•Socialism is when capitalism
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Late Stage Capitalism@lemmy.world•Socialism is when capitalism
515·19 days agoAnd yet…
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Canada@lemmy.ca•Happy Réveillon, Quebec, from an Ontario, Scottish, Italian, aboriginal family. Our version on tourtière.
3·19 days agoThanks. I fixed it.













Where the fuck are the NRA and the 2A stand up to a tyrannical government folks now that the US has a tyrannical government that needs standing up to? It’s almost like they were a bunch of weekend warriora with murder fantasies all along and once push came to shove their micro-penises folded in on themselves and they are cowering in their bedrooms with the lights turned off.