And if no one visits, they can justify selling the land, leasing the oil and mineral rights, or handing over ‘management’ to some random company that’ll run it like any public good that has been entrusted to capitalism.

Boring disasters are the best disasters.

It also makes sense if he’s manipulating the stock market.

I wonder who sold off their oil futures yesterday afternoon and bought stocks.

Gluing hooks to their foreheads sounds like something that budget cosplayer would do to make a Loki costume.