It’s eight times as long as Moby Dick, but is it right times as good?

(It’s at least twice s good, since while I did read Moby Dick for pleasure, I only read it once.)

“…mothafuckin’ bread crumbs!”

eerht tniop eno ruof eno evif enin owt xis…

and so on

I haven’t dated anyone else since the advent of worthwhile digital cameras, but I still have all my old love letters and photos in a box in storage. As long as I’m not taking them out regularly and digging wistfully, I don’t think my spouse minds.

Depends on if you think of formal proofs as a kind of code, I guess.

We’re very specialized kinds of mathematicians, sometimes. In other languages the term is often “Information Science” and in German, IIRC, it’s “Infomathics”, both arguably better names.

Theoretical Computer Scientists write mathematical proofs showing the limits of how information can be stored, transmitted, permuted, hidden, and extracted. Practicing Computer Scientist learn the current best ways to do the above and write implementations thereof. Examples:

Storage: Compression algorithms like zip files, jpeg, mp3

Transmitted: protocols like FTP, HTTP, and yes, ActivityPub

Permuted: A lot of sound editing is done by turning an array of of pitches over time into an array of frequencies over time, changing those frequencies, then turning them back.

Hidden: Encryption, obviously, but also steganography

Extracted: Decryption, obviously, but also natural speech processing and image recognition

I don’t think she meant “micro”, no.

Is someone just discovering anarchism?

The Long Winters — “Stupid”

bro doesn’t even know about bubblegum goths, lmao

So not dumb, just ignorant (at least, of history). Sounds like someone with a lot of emotional intelligence.

But can she cook?

They don’t everywhere even in the US. Anywhere with a decent public works budget or older building stock won’t have that aesthetic.

How could someone that dumb have a 10/10 personality?

Years of speech therapy and public speaking lessons made it something I do intentionally and easily in public situations. I still almost never do it in private at home.

My wife was a mother already when I married her. Of course, I was the father of her children and we’d lived together for years at that point. But it still counts!

So are you Lonzo or Oscar?

Made a rainbow marble cake and it turned out really well!

If it’s true, and you’re in the US, you’ll be fine. If it’s not true, and they can prove it, they can sue for libel.

Frybread

“You know how I feel about conflict! I’m against it!”