This explains a lot about you, my love.

The difference is between making a nondestructive copy of art, and harmfully impersonating another person. They are hardly comparable.

And why do they keep at it when the moon has never, not once, howled back?

“Hostile Government Takeover” by AGiftFromTodd

since my only real enemies are the ones doing the takeover

I think it was livejournal, but there’s a chance I had some forum account somewhere even before that.

Technically, yes, because I’m rarely sure of anything. But I’ve been reasonably confident I could put them out and so far I’ve been right!

Lemmy, but also Z2 and GameFAQs

Leave it for company.

Nah, half the reason to go indie is to get away from subscriptions and required Internet access.

The person carving the turkey serves from their left: Elders first, then adults, then children, with the caveat that one breast be set aside for those children who are picky eaters.

No, I don’t.

Bruce Wayne broke just becomes Rorschach

Or when Tony Hawk’s son had a baby with Francis Bean. Now there’s a pedigree.

I’ve already been reincarnated as a wind turbine. I wasnt sure how to feel about it at first, but now I’m a big fan.

I’d eat that

There’s no limit on what you put in the “sender” line. Absolutely none.

literally gave you that info by texting you

the ocean

Yeah, just hit me up when you have time. It might take me a day to get back to you, though.

linear time is an illusion