That was the only one I knew offhand, but yeah, his schtick was writing rhyming dialogue for existing stories.

love you too, Cheese

Fun fact: Because “octopus” comes from the Green and not Latin, the plural is “octopodes” or “octopuses” in English!

“Don’t go to bed angry”

Look asshole, 90% of fights are because we’re both tired, odds are we’ll wake up in the morning ready to reconnect.

Kittens Inspired by Kittens

None. Ethically provide valuable products of GTFOH.

Romeo & Juliet was based on Tristan & Isolde

10 Things I Hate About You was based on The Taming of the Shrew

Clueless was based on Emma

“Immature artists imitate, mature artists steal.”

But they also knew that he was gonna have it his way or nothing at all, soooooo

Seconding “winter garden”. There’s three I know of in Chicago that are open to the public:

• Harold Washington Library eighth floor

• the lobby bar of the Hoxton hotel

• the lobby of the U of C business school Hyde Park campus main building

look I like bumping the fediverse as much as the next person but not enough to make an image post for textual content

I have some ethical standards

Starring Jason Waterfalls?

We talkin’ about the Bee-Militarized Zone?

I wash it whenever it’s in my hand and I’m near a sink, so at least once a day when it’s in active use.

The real question is how often do I dty it?

you’re the literal devil and we are friends now

I like when cats yawn and I can see inside their mouths.

GTFO with your antibike propaganda.

I mean, they’re dangerous enough to be banned pretty much everywhere.

Eating.

I’ve always liked to eat. And I haven’t been impoverished for years now. But even though I was only homeless and impoverished for a little over a year, it destroyed my relationship with food.

If I have food in front of me, I have to eat it. My brain is convinced I might not have anything else to eat for an unknown amount of time and so I need to eat as much as I can while it’s available.

I can recognize that this is not true, and actively stop myself. But it’s an active intervention every time, and it’s exhausting.

Not important but I help make the world a slightly better place and I’m proud of how good I am at it. Moreover, I enjoy it, it pays well, and it’s on the schedule I prefer.

sometimes even then