Publicize it and use my fifteen minutes of fame to snag a tech security gig.

Chairs are just tables for butts.

makes sense, objection withdrawn

It was the closest one to my house on my then-current insurance. I got lucky, and love them so much that I now make sure any insurance plan I consider includes that location.

much soft, very purr, so cuddle

Almost none. Soooooo much of my interest is blatantly and explicitly based on aesthetics.

OP I don’t think “absolve” was the word you wanted there. “Abolish”, maybe?

You got that backwards. Tables are often more comfortable to sit on than chairs, but chairs make lousy tables.

It’s possible, especially since SVU typically had independent female ADAs and mainline L&O’s Jack McCoy could occasionally be abrasive or dismissive towards his female assistant ADAs.

But on the other hand, mainline has Jesse L. Martin and his pretty, soulful eyes.

Law & Order: SVU

If a more social criticism bent with a dash of surrealism doesn’t turn you off, then, maybe Cat & Girl? She’s had some hard-hitting comics recently. Like xkcd and SMBC, they’re generally standalones and not reliant on specific characters.

Where… do you think burritos were invented, if not Mesoamerica?

It’s a dealbreaker for me. I only want to have sex with someone who wants to have sex with me. I don’t just want a yes, I want a YES! with the exclaimation point.

It’s traditional to have it, so to “should?” the answer has to be “yes”. I don’t usually bother when cooking at home, though.

Then it’s potatoes, yeah?

If you like xkcd, you might also like the Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal comics. More jokes about sociology and philosophy, fewer about engineering, almost as nerdy and if anything slightly more prolific.

Going deaf would be terrible, but at least I’d have the music inside me I’ve heard before.

Not even being able to hear music in my own head would be… I’m sure I could find a way to live with it, but I’d miss it every day.

Aleks and the Drummer — May a Lightning Bolt Caress You

It no longer seems to be easily streamable anywhere online, but it’s an absolutely insane EP. You needs to listen to it either on good headphones or in surround sound, and that’s a fraction of the live experience. When those thunderous drums roll in and the electric organ starts wailing… shivers.

Thanks, you are indeed much better at explaining.

Maybe someone else who is better at explaining things could explain?