Soap? Yeah me too

So are you!

Lulz.

Wow, this place really IS like Reddit!

Fake News!

He is not going to GIVE it away, he is going to SELL it! Duh!!!

Chess is a strange game. For me, the only winning move, is not to play at all.

America! We’re number ONCE!!!

‘The US is no longer a nation. It’s a pile of debt and assets that are being financialized, picked apart like buzzards would a carcass.’

In a trench coat!

Ladies & Gentleman, meet the new Attorney General of Florida.

Smithers, release the hounds 👏

‘Can we go for a walk?’ -My Dog, Lila

‘Yes, I lied. Not about doing heroin, but about QUITTING heroin.’

My first though was Roald Dahl!

An Earthling???

::Pete Hegseth has entered the chat::

Marry me?

‘That’s the sound of millions of inbred morons screaming in impotent rage, and were suddenly silenced’

I want off this Timeline!!!

I was on a 2.5 hour flight recently, and a guy a couple of rows up was watching Fox News. It just jumped from: Trans, Immigrants, Socialism, over and over and over the entire flight. It made me realize how fitting the term ‘News Story’ really is!

This is the way