The man is fucking dead, to pretend like nobody could do anything is a pretty god damned stupid take on the entirety of this whole situation. There was a lot he could have done, but all he did was roll over like a good dog.

They were quite fucking literally pulling a dead man’s bluff, all he had to do was call that bluff.

The guy who could have ended all of this nonsense is mad that other people didn’t end all of this nonsense.

Fuck you Beshear, you spineless piece of shit, this is as much on as it is on McTurtle at this point.

The fifth book in the series, There Are No Giant Crabs In This Novel: A Novel Of Giant Crabs, is set for release. Easily my favorite series of all time.

And Gandalf is still there, but it’s a younger version of him from the multiverse! That’s where the ring came from, the multiverse. And it turns out Bilbo is the bad guy. He’s also from the multiverse.

And anyone else’s characters that didn’t want to come back for more money are all also from the multiverse. And this time they’re not just saving Middle Earth, they’re saving The Multiverse!

Multiverse!

Google is your friend, looking into the military and political history of the U.S. and the various countries of the middle east and the military operations we’ve pulled over there. There are very few, if any, regions in the middle east that the U.S. hasn’t intentionally destabilized or politically infiltrated and sabotaged to achieve whatever our goal was at any given time, usually oil. It’s less that they are accepting and welcoming of America and more that they know that cooperation on their end will lead to less bombs on their schools and hospitals. We are a merciless imperial force, not a welcomed ally.

Check out Operation Ajax and just how much America has been involved in forced military ran regime changes of governments around the world, most of our destabilization efforts are focused on the middle east due to their crude oil supplies.

They are translated republications of the American comics, they pretty much just photocopied, translated, and reprinted them. There is a full Spider-Man and a full Batman comic in it with no color printed on awful paper that I’m surprised has lasted as long it has without disintegrating.

So, not anywhere near as cool as Mexican Spider-Man, but still fun.

You’re not Batman!

It seems entirely possible, to me, that you’re running off of state propaganda sources and not objective reality nor history.

Maybe take a visit to your local library, where you can read all about it!

Seriously, though, stop eating all those bullshit sandwiches, this isn’t even worth arguing with.

That’s not even “not that far off,” that’s literally the kind of shit they do.

From what he’s told me, they would dress as clowns, aliens, cowboys, all sorts of shit, in locations made to look like space ships or circus tents, they’d have him eat pancakes and watch Loonie Tunes in the middle of things, or a big tittied lady would hold him and talk to him like a baby. They knew what they were doing, there are without doubt people who have been driven to insanity because even they couldn’t believe that shit happened to them.

Every day.

Just in case you weren’t aware, Matt Berry does make music and it’s very good. All the songs from Toast Of London are from his albums.

ROCK AND STONE!

A family friend that my mom grew up with was considered crazy for a number of years until the MKUltra documents came out. He was a repeat subject they gang stalked and kidnapped multiple times when they would go out to the bars and dosed the fuck out of him and did weird Clockwork Orange shit. He got much better afterwords just by knowing what he went through was real and having other people finally believe him. I can’t imagine the psychological torture of actually having that level of shit happen to you and nobody believing you, because it actually does just objectively sounds fucking ridiculous, had those documents never came out he is 100% sure he would have ended up killing himself.

This was just one of the many things they have done and are actively doing that they fully planned to hide away forever.

Cooked onions - hell yeah.

Raw onions - kill the chef.

No.

Loser.

You’re not, though.

“I’m just an immature troll.” Would have been a much more succinct way to say all of that.

Not what have you played, what do you play? What instrument do you own and regularly practice on?

You’re 100% a troll.