Goatse

Tubgirl

Lemon party

Yeah, those were simpler times.

Fuck 'em.

If I can touch it, I can own it.

Sounds like a thirty year old Final Fantasy spell.

My anxiety and avoidant personality disorder keep me from having to urge to volunteer.

People make me tired.

Gran Torino

I really should dig out my old 3DS XL. I left lots of unfinished games on that flash cart.

A Mississippi delta mosquito bit me in the ass through denim and underwear. The little bastards are big enough that you can see color details on their bodies.

I had zero things in common with my high school classmates. Even before cell phones were ubiquitous, I saw all of them as reckless and incompetent. I identified more with the teachers. They seemed normal and level headed for the most part.

Y’all make me think I should get my eyes checked sooner.

I understand triangulation. I’m talking about limiting the context to an advertising ID, which is what is being tracked by law enforcement.

Yeah I know of at least one company in the US already planning on doing this with passenger service.

The headline is bogus clickbait.

Wait until it’s your pilot and first officer holding the degree from the degree mill.

Poor Ian.

It fell into the environment.

For the uninitiated.

I’m tired, boss.

Who? The proctologist, I hope.

Get that shit looked at.

Using a simple flip phone with no app ecosystem would fix this, right?

I miss when the internet was a place you went in our house to use.

Well that sucks. I use Backblaze and it has saved my ass more than once.